Doctor Tapes! Sex at the doctor's office. One of the common fantasies that never come true, alongside elevator sex. It's an improbable and very awkward scenario, if you ask me, cause I never go to the doctor's having sex on my mind, but it turns out that people believe that this weird shit actually happens sometimes, somewhere.
With doctortapes.com, it gets even more improbable. He is a doctor, you are a patient with erectile dysfunction or something painful up your ass, you are both horny at the exact same time, and you are both gays! Someone created doctortapes.com with the sole purpose of presenting doctor's office porn, and it seems to rock many gay boats. Stay tuned and find out how to become a part of this gayhem!
Let's start this shit with some good news
Doctortapes.com is Say Uncle's series, and that, my dear fuckers, usually means bonus content. Say Uncle is a famous gay adult network that counts a number of series, and each of them focuses on a certain fetish. Sometimes gays drill asses in the woods, and sometimes the banging takes place in a church or school...anyhow, it's wicked. Each of these websites/series, as well as the whole network, presents nothing but exclusive, hard-to-find porn, so it's only natural that the content unlocks only after you purchase a membership plan. Before I move on to the pricing and numbers, let me reflect on the layout and design for a second.
I know that you gays care for aesthetics, no matter if it's the color of your short shorts or the logo of the website you are paying for. I will be a kind fucker now cause you are a bunch of sissies and say that the heart rate sign is a logo. At least it's memorable! You gays can feast your eyes on the bright pink banner on top of the homepage! At the time of this review, there was some crazy discount going on, but who needs festivities when a doctor goes to such great lengths to do an in-depth examination? That's what's important! Fill that shithole with sperm and see if it leaks anywhere!
The time to watch gay smut has come
No matter how much I try to postpone the moment when I'll have to watch one of the doctortapes.com movies, the time has come. Aha, before I go on, let me just say that the page hasn't blown me away with the design. Looks too damn simple for something that was made to impress a gay crowd. You know what else I forgot to say?! There's a webmaster’s section at the bottom of the homepage...fuck this shit! Let's get this over with!
It's named My Stepbrother's Check-up, and it features a black guy, slightly older, and two men who look, well, like ordinary guys. I ain't seeing anything wrong with their arseholes, but the black dude is determined to take a closer look. Much, much closer than me! He shoves a finger up a man's ass, then the other guy gets hot two, and the trio ends up banging on the doctor's table. Does it hurt? And what about here? And what if I blow my load inside your butt and hope that the jizz will take care of the hemorrhoids? It helps if you moisturize them daily! Of course, you are aware that I'm watching a preview! No way I'm paying for some gay shenanigans!
Pretty damn plain for a website that focuses on thorough inspections! Doctortapes.com went with only a couple of sentences for a video description, and it chose not to show the dates. I don't have a fucking clue if the updates are regular or not, but I'm a wildly experienced fucker who knows that such details are not important when you are dealing with an entire network.
Another downfall is that the tour page doesn't show how the filtering works. On the other hand, with Say Uncle, you don't need so many filtering tools because each series focuses on a single fetish. That's why each of these series is rather small, definitely too small to stand on its own. At the time of this review, doctortapes.com counted a little over 30 movies in total.
All members get to stream and download videos and download picture sets, either individually or as zip files. When it comes to the video quality, it's out of this world, up to 4K, and pictures look damn fine, if that can be said for a pic showing two sets of balls slapping against each other. The site looks great on all devices, but I'm done with this petty talk. Let me pull out the big guns and discuss the pricing for a second. If you get through that part, you are allowed to take a bottle of lube with you the next time you set up a doctor's appointment.
How much does it all cost?
To proceed to the payment part, you'll have to sign up to doctortapes.com first. That's a fucking breeze, especially for a guy who takes a sturdy dong up his ass and enjoys it through and through. The next step is choosing the membership plan. The cheapest one is $0.33/day ($9.95 billed in one payment), and it unlocks doctortapes.com for one month. Before you go with the shortest plan, remember that if you go with it, the bonus content is gonna stay unlocked. To access the entire network, you are gonna have to do way better than spending $9.95.
The 3-month plan is $0.28/day (24.95 billed in one payment), and the next one is yearly which comes with the price tag of $0.16/day (59.95). The SayUncle Unlimited option that unlocks 46+ Uncle Series, over 2.5K adult videos, and 4K videos is $0.96/day (billed in one payment of $349). You can pay with a credit card or via PayPal.
I know that spending over three hundred bucks on gay porn sounds like a lot, but the bottom line is that you'll never run out of smut if you go with the unlimited plan. These long-term, big-ass plans are usually the best and the most affordable long-term. I'm not here to convince you into anything, certainly not spending cash on watching fake doctors banging fake patients, but it's my duty as your icon and leader to tell you that the unlimited plan is the best one. With 30+ videos only, doctortapes.com is not big enough to cater to your insatiable gay drive.
Finally, something to brag about
Doctortapes.com comes from Say Uncle, and Say Uncle comes with a huge batch of prestigious awards nominations! That speaks volumes about the content quality and models' talent. I almost forgot to bring up the models, but it's not because I do not appreciate all the gay work they've invested into doctortapes.com, but because I hardly recognize any of the dudes. Not my cup of tea. However, gay porn fans know all of these dicks by heart and often use the names to filter the content. Be my fucking guest! Of course, if you go with the unlimited option, you'll have a bigger array of cocks to choose from. Just saying!
Despite the whole sperm-draining, cock-pumping shit, the site was made by wicked professionals who know how to please the audience. After all, the network has managed to stay afloat for quite some time, although the competition in the gay branch of the adult biz is as fierce as in the straight one. Doctortapes.com's members get to enjoy customer support, and that means a lot when you get stuck with the payments and shit. In a nutshell, Say Uncle nailed it once again!
Whew, I manage to write a whole review and watch one trailer only. Damn, I can write this shit blindfolded while two chicks gobble on my precious dong! I don't wanna convince you into anything because, well, I don't give a fuck. All I know is that doctortapes.com is teeming with gays, both doctors, and patients, who somehow manage to fuck their brains out and not notice a big camera standing in the corner of the office. I like the idea - just bang till you've had enough and ignore all the disturbances! Way to go, homos! I couldn't agree more! Go premium, unlock the whole network, do whatever you fucking want, I'm off!