Hola fuckers! I don't know how your mortal brains work, but my superb imagination always seeks the truth. While reading blogs, I am always trying to crack the code and find out who is behind all of the shit that I am reading. That is when my Harvard-level brain goes wild. I imagine a fat, bald prick who stuffs his face with donuts, wanking his tiny willy to the hardcore scenes before starting his long day in an office. Dirty and fat, he puts a grin on his ugly face and writes blogs. With gaybodyblog.com, you don't have to worry about that. Let me explain.
Namely, I am reviewing gaybodyblog.com today. Duh! I went straight to the about us section only to discover a cute little, obviously gay, text about the webmaster. He has put a cute little gay picture and chose to speak about the snow in Canada. How charming! It almost made me blink super-fast and stuff something up my ass! So charming! Hey, I said ALMOST!
I don't know if the dude is handsome or not or if the picture is real, but it calmed me down. All of a sudden, gaybodyblog.com started looking like a decent blog where normal gays talk about other normal gays if you know what I mean. Have I dug up any dirt? Stick around and find out!
I kinda like the website design
Two male signs (the arrows) as a logo. I dig the idea! Despite me being as straight as a man could possibly be, I don't have anything against the idea of two blokes ramming each other's holes. Although my straight mind always expects pink, sparkle, and all that gay shit from a gay webmaster, I don't judge. You know, keep an open mind. Gaybodyblog.com surprised me with the design. I like the color pattern, black background, and layout. Yeah, I've seen a couple of ads, but gaybodyblog.com found a proper balance. A promising beginning!
On the homepage, I realized that gaybodyblog.com has pages on all sorts of social media platforms. That means two things - fans can follow the page, leave comments, chat with other like-minded gays, and all that stuff, and the webmaster behind this joint means business. Although a newbie reviewer or a regular visitor wouldn't pay attention to the social media shortcuts on the homepage, I saw it and liked it. Will I like the content? Let's find out.
Fresh stuff to read every single day
Regular updates are fucking important, whether it's about regular smut or blogs! Nobody wants to read same-old shit every day and watch the same sluts in action repeatedly! Gaybodyblog.com pushes new content out every single day, and I am someone who knows how to appreciate things like these. I am noticing another thing - gaybodyblog.com targets gay men as its audience, especially those who are into muscular male bodies. No fat pricks, saggy balls, or hairy idiots in here.
The Tempting Bulge And Sexy Butt Of Samu Moreno - is one of the titles that pretty much explains it all. The blog is basically a short bio of this Moreno guy and a bunch of high-quality pics of the gay guy that are downloadable for free. I still haven't figured out if gaybodyblog.com was created for promotional purposes or if it was created to be one of those blogs+porn websites that are supposed to present the best of both worlds.
What happens when you write blogs every day?
Well, then you end up on the dude's coveted list! I rarely waste my time on mediocre shit! I wasn't sure if reviewing a gay blog was the best idea until I skipped to the last page of the collection, only to find out that gaybodyblog.com is freaking huge! Over 5.5 blogs were pushed out over the period of ten years. A blog that has managed to stay afloat for over a decade! This is a clear signal that gaybodyblog.com means business and that the content is useful and informative. Yeah, it's gay as hell, and the sight of erect pricks doesn't suit my pussy-addicted eyes, but I would be a prick if I failed to bring up the diligence of the team behind gaybodyblog.com!
The majority of blogs here look like the one mentioned above - witty bios and a couple of explicit photos. Truth be told, some photos are explicit, and some are erotic. Yeah, the collection is big, but gaybodyblog.com provided its visitors with a couple of filtering tools. Before I dig into the list, I want to assure you one more time that, despite its size, gaybodyblog.com is well organized. You won't get lost in the sea of pricks, although you gay pervs might want that to happen.
The list of tags reveals the essence of this place
That's right! All this bullshitting is just beating around the bush! I want to see if the tags are just a pile of shit or useful filtering tools? I want to see the number of blogs in each tag and tell you gay fuckers what to expect from gaybodyblog.com. That's the essence of this review! That webmaster shithead could have told a little about his blog instead of uploading a gay little photo and talking shit about snow! Now I have to do the dirty work!
The abs tag is present in over 3.2K blogs on gaybodyblog.com, proving my theory about the muscular men obsession to be true. However, the diversity is definitely there. There is this homo showing off his huge uncut cock, then a homo duo pumping iron together before tasting each other's pricks. You know, stuff that straight men would never do!
The erotic tag reveals a far fewer number of blogs - a little over 1.7K, to be exact. What does this mean? This means that the erotic stash is big enough to suit some softcore gay dude who likes to keep things romantic and cuddly but still small enough to give some space to the hardcore stuff too.
Some of the other categories I saw on gaybodyblog.com are anal, hairy, oral, outdoors, uncut cock, cum, and so on. I think I've said enough about the tag topic. What's important is for you homos to know is that you can expect diversity from gaybodyblog.com. On top of that, you have filtering tools to help you find the thing you want to read. If you know the pornstar's or gay model's name, type it in the search box on the homepage, hit enter, and enjoy the results. It's pretty easy when you think about it!
Buy Zack Tomlinson a coffee
Who the fuck is Zack? Coffee is a euphemism for what? Calm down, fuckers! The man who launched gaybodyblog.com, you know, the guy from Canada who loves snow, encourages all visitors to donate some money and help gaybodyblog.com grow. Just to get one thing straight - you can donate, but you are not obliged to do so. All content on gaybodyblog.com is 100% free. Working on your content for ten years and not asking a single penny in return is a noble thing to do. Remember that!
You can send this man an email or follow him on social media pages. You can wank off to the ads or read all of the blogs that have been piling up for a whole decade. I could say that the sky's the limit and that the options are limitless, but that would be a fucking lie! This is a blog! All you can do is read stuff and stroke your willy at the sight of naughty photos. Too vanilla for me, but who the hell knows how your homo brain works! Whatever rocks your boat!
Gaybodyblog.com is a blog that pays close attention to gay males, models, pornstars, live show performers, and other gay content creators. The men are muscular, ready to take their clothes off in front of the camera, and this Zack guy writes about them. This might be one of the ways to promote these people, but that is none of your concern. All you need to know, as a blog reader, is that this place is packed with content, free nude photos, model bios, and filtering tools. Don't forget about the daily updates! Stay gay, fuckers! See ya soon!