Porn Dude, I want to fuck real dick! Hook me up with male escorts, strippers, porn stars and call boys!As you can probably tell, I really like porn, and I'm sure the rest of you are all erotic entertainment aficionados, too. But as amazing as it is it still isn't the same as the real thing. You know what I mean, bumping and grinding against someone else's flesh, riding a wave of ecstasy until coming to a fabulous sensation of fruition.
But for some people, being able to get that close to someone else just isn’t an option. Some guys are too fat, others lack confidence, and might find themselves hard up but without any (hot) guys to chat up on Grindr. Fortunately, for them – and those of us who're a bit adventurous – there's the wonderful world of professional escort services.
Now, let’s get rid of that stigma you might have for escorts (no we don’t use the p-word) and accept it as being just as much a legit occupation as being a porn star or stripper. Hell, going out with an escort really isn't that different from going on a date when you think about it. The only real difference is that with the former you tend to pay at the beginning before actually fucking; with the latter, you pay after they've paid out.
Anyway, the advantage of hiring a man of the night is that they are willing to do (almost) literally anything to make sure you’re in pure bliss. Whatever you want, they do. Whether you just want a dinner date, a date to bring to piss off your ex, someone who’ll be the big spoon at night, a mind-blowing blowjob, or your best fuck even – an escort will always be there for you. Just so long as you’ve got enough coin.
The sites I’ve provided for you are the best places for you to find the escort of your dreams. They've got a bunch of photos for each escort, so you have an easier time choosing who you want. They've even got set skills. Some are excellent at massaging; some are great cooks, etc. One thing they all have in common though is that they're all excellent fucks.
For sure, all of the escorts are guaranteed to be over 18 and to join these sites and hire anyone you must be of age as well. I may be a professional smut junkie, a proponent of challenging taboos, and generally sex-positive person, but I'm not going to promote anything involving
With these sites, you’ll never have to be alone ever again. How lucky are we to be living in the era of technology? In the olden days, you’d have to step out of your house and go to sketchy areas to get an escort – just log in, set up a time and location, and get ready to get off.
Moving on, because of the risks, it used to be that hardly anyone good looking, educated, or talented would become an escort. Nowadays a lot of educated and good looking people are becoming escorts, because the stigma is fading away, and through technology, it’s so much easier and more accessible.
Plus, so many college students who just want some extra cash get into it, and you get to have the hottest date at every party. Some of the dudes are older gentlemen who want to feel their oats and some other dude’s dick on the reg, you’ll find those guys on these sites, too. And there are of course the average Joes who want to make some money on the side by selling some nookie on the digital corner. To sum up, whatever body type
What kind of local male and gay porn star escorts can I find here?All kinds, naturally. While some of these platforms specialize in promoting certain kinds of bodies, you can find pretty much every sort of male escort you can imagine. Tall blokes and short guys, cut dudes and fellas with foreskin, little itty bitty twinks and burly musclemen, if you want them they've got them all. And for any ladies who may be watching yes, there are bi dudes and even some straight guys. On top of that, if you're into it, there are even some t-girls on these websites, too.
What are the best male escort sites in 2022?Everything list below, of course. My job is to bring you guys the very best gay sex-related content on this site. When researching the best of the best queer escort platforms, these are what I found. Just like the porn sites I review, they all have their exceptional points which I've written on them before, but you can see summaries of their points below.
Regardless of which ones you favor, check them all out and tell me what you think.
Rent.Men – Search for them, map them, and contact them, this website is like Grindr meets a premium escort platform. Just like Grindr, you can choose to turn on your computer or phones GPS feature to make hooking up with models easier or just manually locate them based on their relative position.
Every dude's profile lists his sexual intos and what he offers (like erotic massage or bodywork) as well as height, orientation, ethnicity, and body type. On top of that, some of these boys even have full-length interviews so you can hear them talk about their interests, lifestyles, and highlight anything that makes them unique. Of course, every model has a few or several photos showing off their awesome bodies.
When it comes to body type, most of the guys are pretty beefy and ripped, though there are a few twinky types. Though not anywhere as common, there are some chubby guys too and some couples who apparently specialize in giving paired "therapy." This is one of the sites that even has some tranny girls if that floats your boat. While I'm not a big fan of dicks, some of these girls are damn hot in my opinion.
To keep you both safe, the site can verify the escorts photos as well as his identification.
Jock2Go – Obviously, you know what this website is about – hooking up with shredded and horny jock boys who, outside of working dudes’ cock, are basically only found in the gym.
As soon as you log in, you have the option to turn your GPS locator on. Even if you opt not to activate that feature you shouldn't have a problem finding the jock gentlemen of the night. For one, Jock2Go has some of the best filter features on this list. Just like a dating site, you can whittle down your selection by age, ethnicity, position, fetishes, location, even the languages that they speak.
With over 3,500 jocks you should have no problem finding the perfect man for you through your best chance of hooking up, unless you travel a lot, is if you live in a major metropolitan area. Fortunately, you may not have to travel too far if you live in a more remote area since the boys on this site live in cities like Berlin, Istanbul, St. Louis, Palm Springs, and Bangkok.
If you do happen to travel a lot and have some cash to spend, then the Jocks of the Day highlight is perfect for you. Every day a new man is highlighted which might give you a new potential man to sample.
Further, this website stands out in another way when it comes to the type of sexual pleasure that these guys can give you. Other escort services have guys who're into bondage or some sub/dom play, but Jock2Go has an entire tab dedicated to linking you to the hundreds of dudes who are into some form of BDSM.
Can’t wait to see what these boys can do, need to see proof of their dick sucking or cocking riding skills? Then check out the Video section. There are tons of videos of the escorts showing off what they can do and boy, do they do it well. You will need an account to get access, but it’s totally worth it. After all, you’re basically getting complimentary porn along with a visual taste of the tail you’re going to get to have fun with.
Like what you see but don’t think you can afford these high-end callboys or aren’t able to travel to meet up with them? That’s no problem – just check out J2G’s Jock Cams. A ton of the escorts, and some other webcam model exclusives are always online and just waiting to visually service you.
You can sign up for free, but if you really want to take full advantage of everything that Jock2Go can give you should pay for VIP membership.
Escort Directory – Not an exclusive gay site, when noodling around for noodles-by-the-hour, you will encounter some female profiles. However, there are some interesting guys on this website. Instead of the same musclebound men, you'll see a range of guys who look kind of "average." I know some people might wonder why I bring this up, but some people might want to hook up with some guys who are a bit more normal looking. After all, hiring a dude for a night who looks like (or is) a porn star might be intimidating or pull you out of the fantasy, especially when you're looking for "the boyfriend experience."
Sleepy Boy – This UK-based website has a hot web design and even hotter guys. Since it is based out of Britain and a lot of the guys are from London, most of the dudes are young twinks and jocks who tend to be hairless and cock hungry. All of their sexual interests are listed in extreme detail, including whether or not a model is into giving or receiving watersports, if they like sex outdoors, or are willing to do additional video work. As you might guess, unlike comparatively tasteful sites like Rent.Men, there is no pretense here – these guys want to go out on the town, then go down on you after painting the town red for the evening.
Every escort has his WhatsApp number posted proudly on his profile and thumbnail, so you’ve got an efficient and secure means of communication. That means no endless messages, no worrying about having your convos spied on. Just get an account, start chatting, and get together.
You should know that since this site is British-based the majority of the boys are from the UK, especially in and around London. There are a few dozen escorts from all over the world (mostly located somewhere in Europe) this site is ideal for people who live in or near the British Isles. And unlike some countries like Russia, (technically) France, and most of the United States prostitution in the UK is semi-legal. So, if you want to enjoy the virtual Red Light district without being hassled by the cops or even facing jail time, hit up one of the Sleepy Boys and book a train ride or flight to the United Kingdom.
Like J2C there are great search options and a cam section, too. Both are worth looking at and, since the talent is predominantly from the southern UK, you're going to see a lot of white, uncut cock as well as hear some lovely Londoner (and Yorkshire) accents.
Are you sure all the guys are 18+? Some of them look very young!Way back in May of 2010, conversion “therapist,” fundamentalist Christian counselor, and co-founder of the Family Research Council made a certain gay escort site famous in a pretty unusual way. The site he accidentally blew up was RentBoy.com and the way he made it primetime news famous was by getting a pretty young twink to accompany him while he was touring Europe. So, in between lectures on how wrong being gay is, he was getting some gay ass on the side.
Supposedly, he was only getting relaxing massages (he made no mention of getting a happy ending) Rent Boy became mage famous, which must have been great for the webmasters, until the US Feds cracked down on it. Eventually, the site was shut down and, while it has supposedly been revived in 2017 under the domain name of RentBoy.pro, sent shockwaves not just through the escort site community, but through the whole sex industry.
After that, escorts have been even more careful about how they advertise themselves even on safe sites like the ones listed here. Furthermore, the existing websites themselves are even more cautious about who they allow onto their sites. And then, of course, there’s me – I post articles about the sex industry all of the time. So, I have no intention of being dragged into court over promoting some sick fuckers who are allowing underage people to use their sites.
To sum up, yeah, as far as I know, all of these websites use stringent standards to vet their escorts, and they are vigilant to make sure that the site users are on the up and up. So, enjoy the excellent escort service providers, guilt-free.
PornDude, how much do these guys charge for their services, cyberpimp?It depends on the escort and what you want to do. Unfortunately, a lot of these dudes keep their prices hidden on their profiles. So, you can only get the deets on what they charge to play with their dee behind a membership wall, but from what I can tell they charge reasonable rates and are pretty flexible.
My advice is to be as charming and open yet direct as possible. Also, keep in mind, most of these websites are free to join but will charge a fee for premium access. To get the best experience possible, I'd say you probably should get VIP membership.
How would you become a professional male escort?First off, be very careful. You can make loads of money, but that isn't going to mean much when you spend it all on legal expenses or trying to treat or cure some heinous sexual disease. To avoid these, particularly the first is to get onto a good platform. Since newspapers can be really risky and old platforms like Craigslist Personals have now been shut down – thank you fucking federal regulators (!) – I recommend you get your start on secure platforms like the ones I listed here.
They're only interested in providing a platform to professional sex workers and helping you make money, so they aren't going to just give out personal information to government investigators. And given the chilling effect that Rent Boy's closure had these sites are even more careful to cover their digital tracks.
Second, if you're going to be having sex with lots of people, you're going to need to protect yourself from disease. While vetting your clients might help a little, it's going to be hard to verify your clients status. Not only do people lie, but most people also go months or even years between HIV and STD testing, and some have never been tested for either ever.
So, take advantage of the options that you have and use condoms, dental dams, and get on PrEP. Just be sure to make your prophylactic preferences are known by your clients, especially since a lot of other escorts might offer bareback services.
Third, remember the old saying “if you stay ready you ain’t got to get ready.” Escorts, successful ones anyway, work at all hours and have to be on call all of the time. So, you’re going to need to have all of your “ends” ready to go. I recommend you get on a dieting regimen, even if you don’t have an interest in bottoming. Having a clean ass is going to be extremely helpful (or at least not distracting) when meeting with a client. After all, they may want to eat your ass as an appetizer before you serve them the big sausage.
Furthermore, if you're going to top a lot (or even if you're not), you might want to invest in getting a prescription of Viagra or Cialis. After all, you're putting on a show and as nice as floppy dick is, I'm pretty sure most of you're clients are going to want to see if not enjoy your stiff prick.
Forth, other than that, ask an expert. While I do know a good deal about the sex industry, I don't have any hands-on experience. And I can only give so much advice. So, look someone up on these sites or Reddit and get their experience.
Other than that, I don't have much else to say other than have fun fucking!
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